They deserve it. No more to say. That is going to brag to your fucking people.
Not all people who have money is a Borjamari, though I can assure you that the vast majority of Borjamaris have money, if only to pretend they have it.
Not everyone whose ID is written in an abbreviated name or nickname Carison Borjamari are Borjasmaris match. And the truth is that I could see that all they really Borjasmaris Borjasmaris call.
But there is one quality that distinguishes Borjasmaris when you see them, and dropping fat. If nothing else to see someone, or the 5 minutes of opening the mouth as you drop fat, this may be a Borjamari. If above is or appears to have pasta, it is safe.
And these must be timarlos.
In the world of bikes a Borjamari usually buy a yamaha R1 ducati or black leg to show her. The have one or two years and sold. At the end of the bike is so cool but is a pain. So he goes and puts on sale.
As he is the most fun and the best care of your bike, although metiese circuit with 200 km of running, lowers 1000 or 2000 only turkeys that if it cost new.
And here we come, kings of evil, heh heh heh.
two hooks are needed, the buyer and a week's time.
The first hook is the first to call Borjamari. To this we must do nothing but put the operation Borjamari the ad. Gets the next day because you are interested in the bike. The price is a bit high but it seems that the bike is in good condition.
the Borjamari That bastard is going to succeed at the first.
The first hook, henceforth referred to as The Charlie goes to see the bike. It gets to speak with the Borjamari who receives the large garage attached to his chalet. comes a time Elcarlitos asked to start the bike to see how it sounds. The Borjamari the start. ElCarlitos is silent for a moment, put mosqueo face, frown, ear and on the fairing where it resonates a perfect, intoxicating sound engine in perfect condition. Wait a few seconds more and elCarlitos says
- Pica rod. Borjamari
exclaims
- "What?? Carlitos
follows: If uncle, pike rod, do not you hear? Borjamari
see accelerates hits two acceleration and hear the bike as usual.
The continuous Carlitos playing his role perfectly Mestries.
- If uncle, pike rod, this bike has bearings broken connecting rods, so does that metallic sound. The fact you support? Borjamari
replica amazed:
- Of course all the fixes in the house. Elcarlitos
decision: Look, I'm sorry, is that it is a serious problem and so I interested in buying the bike. Thank you very much for everything. And out of there
whistling.
Borjamari gets blown away. The prospective buyer that it appeared that it had almost certainly been shot out. Go back down to the garage, start the bike again and still operating as usual. Upload
to his room and search for "knocking" on google. Find out what a classic problem of internal combustion engines with many miles or very poor condition. It is because gasoline detonates in the combustion chamber early, to have low octane gasoline, because the engine has the power of adjustment, because it runs too hot, or because you have a lot of carbon, among other things. When given the wiggle detonates the explosion when the piston is still rising and has not reached top dead center. Instead of using the energy of the explosion to push the piston that is what he would once the TDC, use it to stop the piston. With engine designed to work like it should work, that of pushing so hard many times a part in opposite directions there is no material that supports it, sooner or later ends up giving the metal and usually in the connecting rod bearings. They are marking, ie lose their perfect shape and the movement began to ring. That sound is "knocking."
Go back down to the garage and start the engine again. Think he did not notice anything unusual and will surely be an asshole The carlitos has not heard the motro a superbike in your life. Now it is also true that he is the one that has no idea what it sounds like an engine knocking. It carries the bikes a couple of years and has not walked a workshop in your life. It never happened receipt of the official dealer where he meets a guy with a tie. DAY 2
The second hook, henceforth referred to as the Ducati Borjamari call in a couple of days. Be again this time in the fucking street, which is very clever Borjamari think to see if the resonance of the garage is what has caused the former buyer come out in terror.
The Ducati is much room as the carlitos. Bring a jacket summer dens of 300 turkeys and amani jeans, luton, or what the hell is this now fashionable. Has more or less the same age and nothing else be Borjamari fall, it seems convincing (actually the ducati has fallen fat), they begin to talk that if the superbikes, that if mid-range helmet, which I do not buy bad things, that if the motorcycle clothing brand has to be ... talk and spin around the bike and this is counting Borjamari the bike is a shot, not has been no problem, the aunts that has been linked with them.
arrives at boot time pa to see how good it sounds.
The Borjamari ducati still smiling but inevitably brings up the subject.
- Hey dude, do not you hear what the cranks? Damn, that bitch. The same have defective engine, talk to the concession to get it running get into security, it seems that manufacturers take very seriously that the engine failure. Now what else are the dealers, that rather than wasting time things that charge much cheaper that the house is the price, try to pass the buck. note that the same have to be a mechanic standing a couple of days, because these breakdowns are arranged, but are expensive because you have to disassemble the entire engine. You if you do not ignore the demands were granted a letter to the head and you'll see in about a week they call you for a ride.
Borja Mari can not believe. Before, I wanted to sell the bike out of boredom, now wants to get rid of it at all costs. And quickie that does not want anyone to know that you have sold a defective motorcycle, with the cache to remove that in the high rank.
The fires are very friendly ducati giving all kinds tips on how you have to negotiate with the dealers in these cases. warns that as the fix to call you that if you have not purchased another for her again. DAY 3
I appear here, heh heh heh. his is to wait almost a week to Borjamari despair. Let us hope that a buyer will usually call ahead. And if you call not to worry because our previous performance on ducati takes out the theme of the new law on transfers of vehicles between individuals forced to give a guarantee of 6 months. He was, of course before hearing the borjamary engine, which had a colleague who sold the bike to a jerk that at 3 months had had run out of oil and seizing the engine. Ducati's colleague told him that the default engine of his bike had not used oil but that never know what the hell would the asshole for influenza. You had to find a lawyer if I had to go to trial. Total
, although a buyer Borjamari call is a risk known to sell the bike or not, or I to be .... God
hell that the bikes. if he should have kept going to the club paddle in his convertible.
And as I said, I appear here, his salvation.
The process is the same, stay and see the bike, obvaimente boot time comes. and clearly detected the knocking and the loose. But immediately afterwards I tell the Borjamari that my brother has a bike shop. That repairs would cost about 3 or 4000 Borjamari turkeys, but only if his brother will be charged only the pieces that you might want to buy and repair the bike, now, that if you have to turn down the 3000 bucks a bike for me to take.
The rest of the story is very easy to grasp.
Note the elegance of the method, because everyone wins. Borjamari able to put the bike I had discovered it was incolocable. At the end of the day was lucky. Go to the club again and paddle may have to be desizo of the bike because it broke and also I put it to a Noob detected only engine failure and not the other problems that it if that emepezaba to detect.
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