say the BMW X5 has a very special system to prevent stolen. I'm not strange, a car is worth what a floor. The keychain that give you the car has a system that if it is near the car can not start it. To copy the keys need to bring the original documentation to the headquarters of BMW to ask the German central a game (after checking the car ownership). With the new wiring technology bus is impossible to make a bridge. Without the key in the Clausor is impossible to tow, some have a sort of mobile phone inside that is constantly emitting a signal to find their seating plans. We are going to be designed so that neither the KGB agents could steal it.
Well, when David Beckham (yes, yes, Real Madrid) in his first year in Spain was stolen 3 BMW X5!!!! Eso solo tiene dos explicaciones. O el Beckam es gilipollas o los chorizos se las saben todas.
A mi francamente todos los jugadores de futbol que cobran mas de 100.000 pavos al año me parecen gilipollas, la verdad es que es envidia cochina , pero la razón de que le pasase esto al Beckam no es que sea gilipollas , sino que los chorizos son mas listos que el hambre. El pobre Beckam se pasa 8 horas diarias dándole patadas a un balón para poder pagar los BMW que le robamos en España , tu te pasas 8 o 10 o 12 horas diarias en tu mierda de puesto de trabajo para poder pagar la moto y de paso la maldita hipoteca ; y los chorizos spend 8 hours a day racking the sexes to see how you can steal your bike and your BMW Beckham.
And let's be clear, this is a business robbery. In the African countries and the Middle East is a high demand for stolen luxury 4x4. They say cars are great for the desert, there is impossible to recover (with those wonderful police have, so then I grumble from ours). Someone will steal here to sell there. Someone will need a vice or engaged to be 8 hours a day (or 10 or 12 like you and me) to see how starting an engine of an X5, as it falsifies the electronic control unit to a GSXR 1000 to start and as cut chains and the Burglar.
So let me give you some tips for that as far as possible prevent you from stealing the bike and if you get to wear it as difficult as possible, to see if hopefully get screwed a shear finger trying to cut the chain or skip one eye with the chisel to try to violate a disc lock.
1, Take off your head so that "to er gueno world." That in this neighborhood that nothing happens, or I would buy snuff and leave it unlocked, or that I left it parked at the entrance to the house of a fellow with the keys in total because we are in the garage 5 meters of it, is a sovereign bullshit. leaving nothing Start the engine in the garage to warm up while I go for nosequé the closet. We are in Spain, home to bandits, sausages and thieves. That this is not Japan. If you are not uploaded on the bike, the keys in your pocket and put a disc padlock.
2 º The bike will not let anyone, not known or known. If you've left the bike makes some of the mistakes of the previous section the result is the same as if you'd committed. And keep that clear, your friend is not going to pay for the bike but have it stolen from him.
3 º Double disc lock when you park there. One front wheel and one on back. Do not be a bum, which is takes 20 seconds to remove and put a lock with a key-disk. The front wheel tries to put it as you see in the picture below. Clamp attached to the side of the disc is the crowbar. Thus the upper fairing protects you from the rain, if this is not very strong.
For you did not know an anti-theft lock is a metal device that will affect the moisture, dust and shock. Occasionally clean with a rag and pour a little oil 3 in 1 or similar. Sorry but you can not take advantage of the spray string, the components that carry these oils for chain stuck so tiny mechanisms of closure. Buy a 3 in 1 worth 2 euros.
4 º The lock disc rear wheel, if you can put on the crown of the better transmission. I know that this is often filled with fat, but if you have to break the crown to remove the lock will not serve anything to start the engine because you can not move without secondary transmission.
5 º Look for a medium to bring the disc lock on the bike. Put them in a pocket is a pain, because even a little beyond the pocket of one sucks, they are usually full of shit. Nor do you wear loose inside the tail. A rigid piece of steel as a burglar jumps and hitting everything meets the bumps and vibrations. The truth is that it is like wearing a loose cannonball on the deck of a ship in a storm.
If you have this nice habit do not strange that the plastic fairing racing or aluminum subframe ultrafinísimo one day appear broken. Also, if you wear the locks on external support is much more comfortable and remove them.
Of course while you are cruising the theft is not tied to any chassis brace which can be grasped, or any other part of the bike which is not unique and made specifically to bring the theft. The martilleteo that may occur on any part after the miles the vibrations can make any item, whether the material is finished shattered.
I once was 2 hours to remove one that had been locked. not turn the fucking lock or dead. At the end between me and a couple of buddies, a contact base to give the key to ceradura eventually got to spin. But what if the bitch had not turned lock anymore?
7 º Forget computerized systems immobilize the vehicle. It serves the coded keys so you do not swipe the bike a robaperas of Vallekas, but professionals theft brings it to heave. Do you know how computer is currently unemployed? How many electronic engineers gaining a thousand euros? Do you know how in eastern europe where to studying God?
twentysomething The bastard cousin of my wife attacks you from any neighbor's wifi, internet sales without paying a penny, you just have to invite some beers. The security system of Telefonica and Vodafone lasts 5 minutes with programs that are low on the Internet.
The first channel decoders sold plus the VET students in the wake of Madrid to see the plus unpaid. The surplus had to change the design of the decoder when he realized, and still today is still done.
A neighbor of mine who was Colombian, plus farlopa telephone cards sold for 500 € for calling from a pay phone with unlimited credit for one year. How many more examples do you want? I tell you the electronic key code is passed down the lining of the balls.
8 º When parking on the sidewalk, leave as far as possible from the road, so you have to drag a lot of distance from the van. To move a bike with the wheels locked and requires at least two builders, accountants see that they have more work to do but give them lazy and go to the other.
why the recommendation of a burglar on each wheel. It is much easier to move a motorcycle in which a wheel rotates to have to lift the bike on wings to move because none of the two wheels move.
9 º Increases the distance at the entrance to the sidewalk. If you have uploaded a Saturday or a traffic light stuck not miss this, take it to the center of the sidewalk where they can not take it out over the parked cars. They have to travel as many yards to where they can leave the van. If you leave it in a square, the fucking center of the plaza. Well attached to the fountain in the center. If annoying, who wants to drink he gets into a bar. And to drink wine, hell, that water comes from river and river mean children.
10 º A common method used to steal bikes on the street is the van. It goes round in Madrid looking for the bike in question, when parked on a sidewalk currency is parked beside the van. They got 4 guys, lashing the motorcycle in a twinkling, the put in the back of the van and pyran. All of this as much in a couple of minutes. Furthermore, as the van is metallic positioning system burglar does not work.
Forget that if someone is watching you are stealing the bike to do something to stop it. I have been in the door of a nightclub (The Pasha Madrid to be exact, where, of course, would not let me by wearing heavy pints) with a queue for more than 1000 people, see how a truck stop, is down 3 guys, pulse rose to a CBR Piraban the van and at full speed and no one moved a finger. To God whispering "Jo, who have won", "Jo that bitch" "ho, would be killed" "jo ,..." "Jo ,..." disos but not lifted a finger. Forget
someone to take the tuition. They number plates stolen from the same model of truck. As the bike lashing, stop within two blocks and change the registration to the pick. This is called double a car many years ago it ETA became fashionable. Police to get enrollment in the patrol car's computer will not leave or that the van was stolen and that tuition is in another van exactly the same model and color that is in legal status. So it is important to report the theft of license plates. Maybe one you fall into a slump, but the two did not.
11 º In the garage the bike tied to something solid. A column or something. I have two rings bolted to the floor with bolts (bolts that expand). the heads of the screws have a tapas where you put little balls of tin on hammering make it impossible to unscrew them. spend a good string and tie the bike. As I say I have two, and will also get two disc locks. Total 4 Burglar. That is what the bastards curren to get it.
Know that today is in the garages where most thefts occur. It works very well and when you hear noises are a thousand places to hide between the cars.
12 º No comprehensive insurance for motorcycles, or a logical price. Yet in Caser I have become one with fire and theft coverage. Pay about 600 bucks for the GSXR 1000. No theft was about 200. The first year I paid 100% of the value of the bike and the second 80%. There are 400 euros more but if you steal the bike do not you stay with a span of nostrils. Insurance now that the truth is that I do not trust a hair. Check out the Michael Moore documentary on health insurance in the United States. Anyone who tells you that the motorcycle will not do the same. With or without the anti-theft device, the chains to the wheels and the Burglar to disk. That as the saying goes "put your trust in the virgin and not run."
13 º Sure there are some ready to go and says "post if you dismantle the wheels and brake discs also stolen the bike." If so ready, you can download the garage and meet only with the two wheels of the bike, but selling a stolen bike without wheels is much more difficult. Not all bikes will this Europe or North Africa, or become espieces end for racing. Many are stolen and sold for a thousand euros for someone who just wants to shop around.
There was a time that the entry of Barranquilla (a gypsy settlement and drug sales center on the outskirts of Madrid that would make Mad Max 3 negociudad look like the village of the Smurfs) quards Roma would sell for 300 euros stolen. people gave the gypsy 150 after haggling, there were a few laps around the village and leaving abandoned or just setting them on fire.
14 º himself ready before you say "do not care what you put if you go for it's going to take anyway." me and balls are swelling the roster. Yes, if the KGB need your bike for a spy mission, it will not matter that you put a grenade uninsured under each wheel, the bike will disappear, but that the theft of bikes is like a lion hunt gazelles.
lions when they are hungry and saw a herd of gazelles do not attack blindly to see what it drops. Haunt the herd of gazelles and wait to see which is the spreading of the group, or that is older, or that which is lame. When they have identified are released for it, that is, the easier.
The sausages stealing motorcycles. They walk around with his van in Madrid waiting to see what the hell fool has left the motorcycle without theft, or stuck to the street, or with the keys. That is when you launch the attack, parked next door and go up in a jiffy.
15 º Ready Yet the fucking right. And no need to be the KGB. Once I was talking about it with my friend Jose Manuel. My friend is a plumber Jose Manuel pipeline. When I told him I had bought a chain-galvanized steel, extruded cement-proof sophisticated radio and chisel ... interrupted me and told me. "Look, Angel, forget shit. I in the gigs I have a welder that fits in a backpack with which cut the pipe steel pipeline that are 5 cm thick. Your burglar surpermaravillaso turn it into dough in less than 5 seconds .
Fly Like a day Suzuki is going to shit the Jose Manuel.
16 º Nobody sells a 1000 GSXR 2008 with twenty thousand euros by 2000 kilometers, or a quard per thousand euros, or any bike for that unless money is stolen. Beware of buying second hand. Not too wise, perhaps the bargain of the century you're looking for is a bike stolen. If you detect for the police and that is stolen, for starters you run out of bike you pay what you paid. That is, if you do not accuse you of stealing it.
17 º With the spare is the same. spare parts shops very reputable second hand parts from selling half-price claims in the official dealer, such as Motostion in Madrid. Www.motostion.com . But these shops already have a good reputation and incidentally noted for his honesty. Now if you see an ad in a magazine style "you get flights in a couple of days the parts you need at half the price" phone number that comes out is a mobile and I quote in a bar, mosquéate.
18 º Another method used to steal motorcycle theft is the ghost. When you return to pick up your bike you realize that there is another theft on your record. A burglar is not yours. A book Borjamari Burglar and would take away your looking for something to remove that new theft. When the burglar turns and the bike is not either. Eye on this subject I know a few stolen so.
19 º not leave the documentation in the bike. If in addition to the bike is stolen sausage with papers to forge is going to be much easier to pass it. Is not the same fake a documentation of a CBR CBR to couple it to other than a moped. The papers always sucks. Also if I am not mistaken the police in patrolling the ability to check the ownership of the bike only with the DNI.
20 º Eye to try to sell the bike and ask you to try. How much you give it a spin with your back. What's driving and your back or joke, and not because you stole it, you do not have to get a passenger to anyone who does not know. Not that you allow your ID or anything. The bike is not tested. In college I had a friend that his father had a workshop. People went to the car without a hard and he left the DNI as a pledge of payment. He said his father was in office a shoe box full of ID's.
21 º A disc lock can be very easy to open without the key in the lock out, but perhaps with the lock inside the tire can be much more difficult. I know that the key is also putting more pain in the ass, but yet if you got the hang is much safer.
22 º If you catch someone trying to steal the bike and you'll know he has not served him two hosts, you have to kill him and throw it in a field. When police found the corpse and check the fingerprints will be on your record that is a alajita and think it was a settling of accounts. Case closed.
If unfortunately you let live, if only one eye swelling of shit you're going to mess where you're going to get to justice for attacking a poor outcast who has no fault. As well as an aunt, an immigrant, a gay, a minor or a gypsy, besides having to sell the flat to pay the compensation that the court will force you to pay, just to step on the jail.
The law in Spain is. There are sausages in my neighborhood with more than 100 cases pending and are in the street. Never mind that I was stealing the bike, as he put his hand on you will be accused of racist, fascist, xenophobic, sexist GBV-terrorissista Nosecuantos violent things. Or screaming and you get scared that eirp or kill and throw it to a clearing. I am telling this is no joke. The sausages professionals know about the story and have a physical altercation go straight to the police station to file a complaint for assault. TU aggression.
23 º So if one day you see your bike stolen anything parked on the street waiting for the new owner appears to release him until I sing hosts where you got the bike. The put a burglar in a disc (you get it anywhere, buy it in the nearest site, even a lock of the bad in a hardware store) and call the police.
immobilizes the bike as is and trust the cops. The truth is that I hope the fucking judge Immobilize your bike as evidence in a warehouse for two years before leaving the trial, although in this country and believe me everything.
24 º As you see you steal the bike to the station and put the complaint. With a little luck, the police can find it. Frankly cases will be recovered are not many but some have recovered.
The gossips say that the new patrol cars have a sort of computerized cameras and they read the license plates of all cars that cross. This device is designed to verify that the vehicle is safe and able to fine those who do not take it (damn tax collection effort of the bastards of politicians) but still, I trust that if two local, national, civil guard generally that patrol the often young people, athletes and if not whether to admire these riders, high to give the bike to turn in its supercomputer to tell that this bike has a reported stolen.
25 º If at the end the bike stolen at least cágate in God and to what pelao.En cry bob to the mother who gave birth to the sausages children of a bitch, in fucking politicians in this country who have allowed this insecurity we live in the damn bankers for taking the bitch crisis, that soon we will have to come down to purchase a gun. Screams, gives hosts the walls, mounted chicken , Runs naked through the English court and cry a while. You will not get back the bike with this but at least you have something more comfortable. If in addition all that stuff of karma is true, perhaps demonic invocation just did get the bastard now turn mounted on your bike runs halved in a guardrail.
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